[ MUSIC ]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M WAITING FOR A CUTE GIRL.
>> OH.
>> THAT'S PRETTY CREEPY.
>> OOH, OOH. HERE SHE COMES.
GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY.
WHOA.
HEY, MONICA.
>> OH, HI, JASPER.
>> UH...
COOL SKIRT.
>> THANKS.
>> WHAT ARE THOSE, FLOWERS?
>> YEAH.
>> NICE.
HEY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY
MY SECRET, DID YOU?
>> OF COURSE NOT.
>> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
LOOK.
HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.
>> WHAT, JASPER?
>> YEAH. HE KEEPS TRYING
TO MAKE THAT GIRL MONICA
THINK HE'S KID DANGER.
>> OH, MAN.
>> OW.
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH.
I JUST HAD A ROUGH NIGHT
LAST NIGHT AT WORK.
>> REALLY?
WAS THERE A LOT OF...
DANGER?
>> SHH.
>> YOU KNOW I CAN'T TALK
ABOUT MY JOB.
>> OOH, SORRY.
>> HE TOUCHED HER LIPS.
>> IT'S NOT FUNNY.
HE'S LYING TO HER.
AND NOW SHE'S GOT DIRTY LIPS.
>> COME ON.
HEY, JASPER.
WHAT'S POOPININ'?
>> HENRY.
YOU GUYS KNOW MONICA.
>> SURE.
>> HEY, MONICA.
>> HI.
>> SO, DUDE,
TRICK OR TREATING TONIGHT,
YOU STILL COMING WITH US?
>> IT'S OKAY TO SAY NO.
>> YEAH, I'M COMING.
YOU WANT TO COME
TRICK OR TREATING WITH US?
>> I'D LOVE TO COME.
>> COOL.
JUST REMEMBER...
A CERTAIN CAPTAIN
MIGHT NEED MY HELP TONIGHT.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
I LIKE DANGER.
>> AND DANGER LIKES YOU.
>> HEY, JASPER.
>> WHAT?
>> SHH.
>> HEY. HEY.
CHECK ME OUT.
OOH.
>> WHAT ARE YOU?
>> I'M A ZOMBIE TENNIS PLAYER.
COOL COSTUME, RIGHT?
>> DON'T YOU THINK ZOMBIES
ARE KIND OF PLAYED OUT?
>> WELL, YEAH, REGULAR ZOMBIES.
THAT'S WHY I ADDED
THE WHOLE TENNIS ELEMENT.
SO, NOW IT'S...
BOOM...
FRESH.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> HEY, I THINK WE HAVE
ANOTHER TRICK OR TREATER!
>> YES, I HEARD THE DOORBELL!
>> TRICK OR TREAT.
>> YOU STOLE MY COSTUME.
>> JUST PUT THE CANDY
IN THE SACK.
>> BOOM, FRESH.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
>> HENRY, WILL YOU HELP ME
FIND MY CAR KEYS?
>> NO THANKS.
>> HEY, INTERESTING COSTUMES.
>> THANKS. I'M A GARBAGE MAN.
>> AND I'M A BAG OF TRASH.
>> AND I'M SO PROUD
TO BE YOUR SON.
>> I AM SO ANGRY.
>> WHOA.
WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
TAYLOR SWIFT.
>> WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK
VERY MUCH LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND
ORDERED ME THE WRONG COSTUME.
>> MY NAME IS DAD.
>> I'M NOT TALKING
TO YOU TONIGHT.
>> THAT'S NOT
THE COSTUME YOU WANTED?
>> NO. I TOLD DAD TO ORDER ME
A TAYLOR SWIFT COSTUME.
>> I MADE A MISTAKE.
>> AND HE ORDERED ME
THIS JONATHAN SWIFT COSTUME.
>> WHO'S JONATHAN SWIFT?
>> EXACTLY.
>> HE'S A VERY FAMOUS
18TH CENTURY AUTHOR
FROM IRELAND.
WHAT?
I'M WEIRD BECAUSE I'M EDUCATED?
>> OOH, WE'RE LATE
FOR THE PARTY.
WE'VE GOT TO GO.
>> I JUST NEED MY PURSE.
>> WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO A PARTY?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO TAKE PIPER TRICK OR TREATING.
>> WE WERE.
>> NOW YOU ARE.
>> WHAT? WAIT!
>> SORRYGOE
OUT THE TRASH.
>> THAT'S ME.
>> NO! MOM, DAD,
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
TAKE PIPER TRICK OR TREATING!
WE HAD A DEAL!
YOU CAN'T JUST...
I LOVE YOU?
[ CAR DRIVING AWAY ]
>> YOU THINK I'M HAPPY
ABOUT IT?
>> YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME.
I'M IN CHARGE TONIGHT
SO YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME RESPECT.
STARTING NOW.
>> HEY, HALLOWEENERS.
HAVE NO FEAR...
KID DANGER IS HERE.
>> OH...
>> MY...
>> GOD.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
>> MY DAD WAS
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
>> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH!
>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
AND MET
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTECT
THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
YOU'LL CALL ME...
>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
>> CAPTAIN MAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
BEING A SUPERHERO
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
>> I, HENRY HART...
>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
TELL ANYONE...
>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
SECRET SIDEKICK.
>> IT IS DONE.
>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
>> FEELS GOOD.
>> CALL IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
OH, MY BOOT.
>> AH!
>> STUPID JONATHAN SWIFT.
WAY TO GO, DAD.
>> SO, JASPER...
>> UH, UH, UH.
TONIGHT YOU CAN CALL ME
"KID DANGER."
>> OKAY, COOL.
SO, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
>> SURE.
>> HOW COME YOUR COSTUME
DOESN'T LOOK QUITE LIKE
THE REAL KID DANGER COSTUME?
>> OH.
SEE...
BY WEARING THIS FAKE COSTUME,
NO BAD GUYS WILL EVER SUSPECT
THAT I'M THE REAL KID DANGER.
>> OH.
>> THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, THAT TRACKS.
>> YOU GUYS, COME ON.
WE GOING TRICK OR TREATING
OR WHAT?
>> YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
>> OKAY.
LET'S START ON RIVERSIDE
BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE
GIVE OUT GREAT CANDY
AND THEN WE CAN GO--
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
>> WHY IS YOUR WATCH
ALWAYS BEEPING?
>> IT'S MY BOSS
FROM JUNK-N-STUFF.
I GOT TO GO SEE WHAT HE WANTS.
>> I'LL GO WITH YOU.
>> RIGHT.
>> NO.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO
TRICK OR TREATING.
>> HEY, I'M GOING TO TAKE MONICA
AND GO HIT THE HOUSES
ON RIVERSIDE.
>> COOL.
>> WE'LL TEXT YOU
AND MEET UP LATER.
>> OKAY.
>> SEE YOU.
>> WE BETTER HURRY.
>> YEAH. PIPER, LET'S GO.
>> NO.
I'M NOT GOING
TO YOUR STUPID STORE.
>> I PROMISED MOM AND DAD
I'D WATCH YOU TONIGHT.
>> SO, WATCH ME
STUFF CANDY IN MY FACE.
>> WE'LL TAKE YOU
TRICK OR TREATING RIGHT AFTER.
>> NOT ACCEPTABLE.
IF YOU GUYS DON'T TAKE ME
TRICK OR TREATING RIGHT NOW,
THEN I'LL TELL MOM AND DAD--
>> WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
>> SHE WAS TALKING SO MUCH.
NOW, COME ON, WE GOT
TO GO SEE WHAT RAY WANTS.
GRAB HER FEET.
>> AW, MAN.
[ GRUNTING ]
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
>> SHABBAT SHALOM.
>> SO...
WHEN YOU'RE KID DANGER
AND YOU AND CAPTAIN MAN
ARE FIGHTING BAD GUYS,
DO YOU EVER WORRY
ABOUT GETTING HURT?
>> NAH.
WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A SUPERHERO,
I DON'T THINK, I JUST DO.
>> THAT'S SO YODA.
>> YOU REALLY GET ME.
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
>> OH MY GOSH.
YOU SEE THAT GUY?
HE'S BREAKING
INTO THAT CAR.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD
CALL THE COPS.
>> YOU DON'T NEED THE COPS.
>> WHY DON'T I?
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE KID DANGER.
>> RIGHT.
BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S NOT HERE
WITH ME, SO...
>> IT'S JUST ONE GUY.
GO GET THEM, KID DANGER.
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU THERE!
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
HEY YOU, IN THE CAR THERE!
>> WHOA. COOL 'STUME.
>> THIS IS NOT JUST A 'STUME.
I'M...
I'M THE REAL KID DANGER.
>> COOL.
HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER.
>> FOR WHAT?
>> I'M TRYING TO STEAL
PART OF THIS CAR.
COULD YOU CHECK THERE,
IN MY BAG OF BURGLAR TOOLS?
>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK
YOUR BAG OF TOOLS.
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, MAN.
>> YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
HANG ON A SEC, I'LL COME OUT.
HEY...
AREN'T YOU CAPTAIN MAN'S
NEW LITTLE PARTNER?
>> THAT'S KID DANGER
AND HE'S GOING
TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
>> I WILL HANDLE THIS.
WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GO HOME?
>> I BET CAPTAIN MAN
WOULD PAY BIG BUCKS
TO GET HIS LITTLE
KID DANGER BACK.
>> ACTUALLY...
WE'RE LIKE A NON-PROFIT
CRIME-FIGHTING TEAM,
SO I DOUBT THAT HE WOULD--
[ GRUNTS ]
>> OOH, NOW YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO GET IT.
>> PLEASE STOP HELPING ME.
>> CAN YOU STOP RESISTING?
COME HERE.
>> OMAR.
OMAR, LOOK.
A JELLY BEAN.
WOULD YOU
LIKE A JELLY BEAN?
HERE YOU GO.
OH, YES.
YOU CHEW SO CUTELY.
HENRY AND CHARLOTTE.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
>> HEY.
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> WHO IS THAT?
>> OH, THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER.
>> AND WHEN DID YOU KILL HER?
>> SHE'S NOT DEAD.
>> I JUST STUNNED HER.
>> OH, GOOD.
>> WILL YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HER
WHILE WE GO TALK TO RAY?
>> SURE.
>> COOL.
>> THANKS.
[ CHOKING ]
>> SOMETHING WRONG WITH OMAR?
>> WELL...
I JUST GAVE HIM A JELLY BEAN.
AND--
>> YOUR PLANT JUST PUKED
ON MY SISTER.
>> YES.
NO MORE CANDY FOR YOU.
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK
I DROPPED A NOODLE.
>> RAY?
>> HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
LOOK. I'M A CHEER LOBSTER.
>> CHEER LOBSTER?
>> IS THAT, LIKE, A THING?
>> YEAH, IT'S A THING.
LOOK.
GO TEAM!
PLEASE DON'T BOIL ME
OR USE A TINY FORK
TO REMOVE MY FLESH AND EAT ME!
>> YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A LOBSTER
THAN A CHEERLEADER.
>> WELL, THERE WAS NO ROOM
FOR LOBSTER BOOBS.
>> WHY DID YOU BEEP HENRY?
>> SO YOU GUYS COULD
COME SEE MY COOL COSTUME.
>> AW, RAY.
I HAD TO ZAP MY LITTLE SISTER
TO COME HERE.
>> YOU KILLED HER?
>> NO. I JUST STUNNED HER.
WAIT, I THINK IT WAS SET
TO STUN.
STUN IS BLUE AND KILL IS RED,
RIGHT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.
>> CAN WE PLEASE
GO TRICK OR TREATING?
[ ALARM RINGING ]
>> UH-OH, TROUBLE.
SHELLFISH.
WHAT'S UP, GOOCH?
>> YOU JUST RECEIVED A VIDEO.
>> FROM WHO?
>> FROM A MAN WHO CLAIMS
TO HAVE CAPTURED KID DANGER.
>> PLAY THE VIDEO.
>> HEY, CAPTAIN MAN.
IT'S YOUR OLD FRIEND--
>> PAUSE.
JEFF.
THAT GUY IS SO STUPID.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?
>> HE'S BEEN A PETTY THIEF
IN SWELLVIEW FOR YEARS.
I PUT HIM IN JAIL,
LIKE, A DOZEN TIMES.
RESUME PLAY.
>> SO, GUESS WHAT?
I KIDNAPPED YOUR SIDEKICK.
>> AW, PLEASE DON'T BE JASPER.
PLEASE DON'T BE JASPER.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE JASPER.
>> TAKE A LOOK.
[ MUMBLING ]
>> IT'S JASPER.
>> WHAT A SURPRISE TWIST.
>> HEY, ISN'T THAT KID
YOUR FRIEND
WITH THE SWEATY HANDS
WHO LOVES BUCKETS?
>> THAT'S HIM.
>> HOW CAN THAT JEFF GUY THINK
JASPER'S THE REAL KID DANGER?
>> OH, WELL, SEE...
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A MORON.
>> OH, AND I ALSO KIDNAPPED
KID DANGER'S WOMAN.
[ MUMBLING ]
NOW, IF YOU EVER WANT
TO SEE THEM AGAIN,
YOU BETTER BRING ME, LIKE...
A MILLION DOLLARS.
OH, AND I WANT TWO BIG-N-BEEFYS
FROM INSIDE OUT BURGER.
WITH FRIES.
AND DON'T FORGET
THE MILLION DOLLARS.
>> WHAT?
IS THAT GUY INSANE?
>> YEAH.
NOBODY CAN EAT TWO BIG-N-BEEFYS.
>> NOT WITH FRIES.
>> WHATEVER.
COME ON, HENRY.
LET'S GO RESCUE YOUR FRIEND.
>> I...
I CAN'T GO WITH YOU.
>> WHY CAN'T YOU?
>> BECAUSE JASPER
REALLY LIKES THAT GIRL.
>> SO?
>> HE MADE HER THINK
THAT HE'S KID DANGER.
SO, NOW IF I SHOW UP THERE
WITH YOU, SHE'S GOING TO KNOW
HE WAS LYING.
>> DON'T YOU THINK JASPER
SHOULD FIND A GIRL WHO LIKES HIM
FOR WHO HE REALLY IS?
>> YOU KNOW THAT'S NEVER
GOING TO HAPPEN.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GO RESCUE YOUR FRIEND.
>> OKAY. BUT WHEN YOU'RE THERE,
YOU GOT TO ACT LIKE JASPER'S
THE REAL KID DANGER.
>> I KNOW HOW TO ACT.
>> GOOD LUCK.
>> I DON'T NEED LUCK.
IT'S JEFF.
UP THE TUBE.
>> HEY...
I HAVE TO GO TAKE MY NEPHEW
TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY.
LATER.
>> WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD
GET YOU KIDS SOME FOOD.
>> OW!
>> SORRY.
>> OW!
>> SORRY.
I'LL GO GET YOU GUYS
SOME CORN CHIPS.
I THINK I LEFT THEM
IN MY BATHROOM.
>> WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE,
KID DANGER'S GOING
TO SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
>> SHE'S JUST JOKING.
SHE LOVES COMEDY.
>> OKAY, HE'S OUT OF THE ROOM,
MAKE YOUR MOVE.
>> OKAY.
>> NOT ON ME.
>> PLEASE?
>> COME ON,
JUST BREAK THROUGH YOUR ROPES
AND GO ALL KID DANGER
ON THAT GUY.
>> BUT...
HE'S SO BIG.
>> SO?
YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.
>> SIDEKICK, BABY.
THAT'S LIKE A SIGNIFICANT NOTCH
DOWN FROM A SUPERHERO.
>> I FOUND THE CHIPS.
>> I DON'T WANT--
I DON'T WANT THAT.
>> CAPTAIN MAN.
>> UH-OH.
>> DUDE, THE DOOR
WASN'T EVEN LOCKED.
>> I KNOW, JEFF.
BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU,
SO I SMASHED YOUR DOOR.
>> WELL, I DON'T SEE
ANY HAMBURGERS.
WHERE ARE MY BIG-N-BEEFYS?
>> THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOING
TO GET THAT'S BIG AND BEEFY
WILL BE YOUR CELL MATE IN JAIL.
>> OKAY, WELL, WHEN DO I GET
MY MILLION DOLLARS?
>> OKAY, YOU'RE TOO STUPID
TO TALK TO. SIT.
HEY, KID DANGER,
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
>> THANKS, BOSS.
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, TOO.
>> WELL, I KNEW
YOU DIDN'T NEED ME
TO TAKE DOWN A PETTY CRIMINAL
LIKE JEFF.
>> OH, YEAH.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUST OUT
OF THOSE ROPES AND RAIN DOWN
SOME PAIN ON THAT DUDE.
>> OKAY, KID DANGER...
GO TO IT.
>> HUH?
GO SHOW THAT CRIMINAL
WHO'S BOSS.
>> YEAH, KID DANGER,
GO BUST HIM UP.
I LOVE IT WHEN BOYS FIGHT.
>> OKAY.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
FOR BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S CARS
AND FOR KIDNAPPING US
ON HALLOWEEN.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> WHOA!
THAT WAS FOR YOU, MONICA.
>> WAY TO GO, K-D.
>> YAY, GREAT JOB, KID DANGER.
HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
>> YEAH, SURE.
MY BOSS NEEDS ME.
LISTEN, CAPTAIN MAN...
>> YES?
>> I'M NOT REALLY KID DANGER.
>> I KNOW THAT.
NOW, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ELSE?
>> BUT IF I TELL HER THE TRUTH,
SHE WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE.
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON?
>> 13.
>> THEN YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG
TO BE LYING TO GIRLS.
>> OKAY. I'LL TELL HER.
>> GOOD BOY.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TAKE
THIS IDIOT BACK TO JAIL.
GET UP, STUPID.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE RIDING MY LAST NERVE.
COME ON. STOP THAT.
GET UP.
>> OKAY.
JUST GET HER UP.
CAREFUL NOT TO DROP HER.
>> NOT TO WHAT?
>> DROP HER.
>> OKAY.
YOU SAID DROP HER.
>> NO, I SAID--
OH, FORGET IT.
LET'S JUST TAKE HER TO--
>> SHE'S WAKING UP.
>> YEAH.
BECAUSE YOU DROPPED HER.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU ATE SOME BAD CANDY.
>> REAL BAD CANDY.
>> WHY ARE YOU GUYS
SO CLOSE TO MY FACE?
>> THERE YOU GO.
ALL FREE.
>> THANKS.
SO, BEFORE, WHEN CAPTAIN MAN
TOOK YOU INTO THE KITCHEN...
>> YEAH?
>> WHAT WERE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
>> WELL...
SEE...
HE GAVE ME A RAISE.
>> NO WAY.
>> YEP. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
>> I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU,
KID DANGER.
>> WELL...
I EARNED IT.
>> HENRY!
>> I'VE ALREADY ANSWERED
ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.
>> I WANT THE TRUTH.
>> WILL YOU JUST LET IT GO?
>> NO.
I DON'T THINK
I ATE ANY BAD CANDY.
>> WELL, YOU DID.
>> WELL, I'M GOING TO TELL
MOM AND DAD--
>> EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, KIDS?
ARE YOU GUYS TRICK OR TREATERS
OR DO YOU LIVE HERE?
>> OH, WE LIVE HERE.
>> JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> WELL, I KNOW IT'S ALREADY
AFTER NINE, BUT MY KID AND I
GOT A LATE START
TRICK OR TREATING
AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'RE STILL
GIVING OUT CANDY.
>> OH, I CAN CHECK INSIDE AND--
>> WAIT, SHUT UP.
YOUR COSTUME...
ARE YOU?
>> JONATHAN SWIFT.
>> I'M JONATHAN SWIFT.
>> COOL.
>> LET'S HANG.
>> OKAY.
>> PIPER!
I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD
HANG OUT WITH--
GOOD LUCK.
>> NO WORRIES.
I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THE KIDS.
[ HOWLING ]